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Total Medals Earned: 155 (From
35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,635 Points
- Music in Motion -
Disco Disaster
Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points Make it past Stage 3.
25 Points Make it past Stage 3.
Falling Blocks
Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points Make it past Stage 2.
25 Points Make it past Stage 2.
Run and Jump
Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points Make it past Stage 1.
25 Points Make it past Stage 1.
Music Maniac
Unlocked 11/2/09
50 Points Defeat the Boss!
50 Points Defeat the Boss!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
4 Swords Misadventures 7
Blizzeta Screamer
Unlocked 7/10/10
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers
5 Points
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken
Unlocked 7/10/10
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris
Unlocked 7/10/10
10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy
25 Points
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it
Unlocked 7/10/10
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene
25 Points
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk
50 Points
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/250 points)
< lightBot >
Key Puncher
Unlocked 11/2/09
25 Points Complete first 5 levels.
25 Points Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst
25 Points
Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer
50 Points
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Africa Dudes
There
Unlocked 3/10/11
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
Unlocked 12/18/09
10 Points Mid-air axe death
10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 12/11/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 12/11/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 12/11/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
Unlocked 11/20/09
50 Points Become one with the desert
50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 11/20/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
Unlocked 11/20/09
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
Unlocked 11/20/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (350/500 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 12/1/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 12/1/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
Unlocked 12/1/09
50 Points Escape the cave.
50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/18/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 9/18/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 9/18/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/155 points)